1.

THIS WILL COST YOU MONEY

2.

A GOOD PAINTJOB TAKES TIME &

it will take longer than you think and very likely longer than I think!

3.

if you find a flaw, good job. Now go find waldo

4.

if you change you mind it will cost you more of 1 and 2

5.

there are no special customers,

unless i say so &

I dont need you to advertise my work

6.

you get what you asked 4,

dont like it... pay me againE!

7.

I   R U L E

8.

if you watch, it will cost you double

9.

if you help, it will cost you triple

10.

if you can get it done cheaper someplace else,

go 4 it, either you'll be happy with your

cheap paintjob, or it will

cost you more when I fix it

11.

i have every right to change the rules to suit the customers attitude

12.

If you dont like these rules...

Tough S%$T!